Our netas are full of s@#$! … and we know that… right? Why can’t these buffoons act like civilized Chimps. Most of them are educated Priestly folks and yet, they continue to cry about right-wing conspiracies and what not! Even a child learns new tricks by the time he or she is 10. From simple A-B-C… they do the multiplication, listening to pop music, and some (who mature early!) are busy penning love notes to the opposite sex! But our democracy never grew up. Maybe, it lacked the ‘growth’ hormone or something. It never woke up from the coma and for those, who have had their massive dose of ‘Hindi’ movies, even the death of thousands of innocent folks did not bring awareness among our leaders that violence is not the way to solve our problems! Maybe, we need our Rang De Basanti or Basant-ey or whatever!
So, what’s the hoopla regarding the King’s message. Let’s stop acting like a three-year old, throwing tantrum and wailing with no end in sight, embarrassing the parents! Let’s not embarrass the world with our childish behaviors. Let’s have respect for everyone. Let’s have that election… now! Let’s decide the fate of monarchy now! But, let us decide what we want! But until then… let’s all keep our mouth shut and do some work!
Why are our netas always blaming the King? This ‘blame game’ is really silly! The King had to do what he had to do. He failed miserably and he admits his mistakes! What about our netas? When will they apologize? Yes, Prince Harry might go to Iraq… and our Prince might go to another Disco and create his own ‘danger’ zone. If only CP P had changed his ways and realized that he was now the ‘future’ King of Nepal, maybe our netas and so-called smart folks would have given King G, few chances to miss the foul shots! Well, ‘if’ I had done what I had to do, I wouldn’t be here writing this BS… I would be in the Bahamas and you might have had the opportunity to see me smiling with Late Missy Anna Nicole Smith like that Immigration minister!
I guess only the Nepalese people know a thing or two about forgiveness. We have forgiven the Ranas, we have forgiven our netas again and again and even though, we may want to do without monarchy, we will always have a soft spot for the House of Shah! But our netas are not willing to forgive anybody, except themselves! Thanks Prachanda for killing thousands of Nepali folks. Thanks for recruiting thousands of 14 year-olds and arming them with guns and grenades and closing down them schools, factories and what not! Thanks to all our so-called Democratic Netas for governing our country like thugs and now thanks for blaming the King for his simple message!
My friends think I am a Royalist or something. No, I am not but if we are to respect Prachandu for not being greedy (that’s what he says!) and our Girija Babu (for so-called being neutral!) then at least give King G, some respect. Tomorrow maybe a different story but let him step down with dignity instead of treating him like a parasite! And whatever happened to them halla “King G is behind the Maoists”… guess our guffadi folks were and are always wrong. No wonder, our sarkari hakims and netajis are always busy playing ‘marriage’ and drinking Johnny Walker!
But of course, what the hell am I saying? I don’t know much but the next time, somebody wants to bring another revolution, please don’t kill innocent folks, how about them ‘targeted’ killings. And please don’t shake your hands with your so-called enemies … just because you are tired of eating chicken noodle soup and want to have some Tandoori Chicken and Blue Label! Please don’t make us look like fools! And if you really believe in changes then go all out, don’t fold your cards and make love to the dealer! What?
BTW, Democracy for whom? For our neta-goons so that they will have them equal opportunity to loot-o our desh ko dhun! I would rather have chosen re-education camp and slave labor than see them thugs make millions!
