Now, we have our MaoBaddy MPs acting like them cowboys from the Wild Wild West. They have their own security folks, they carry guns when they attend meetings and they also like to threaten other so-called netas with physical harm! Not bad… hope they had done that before all this natak. Let’s not feel sorry for these clowns. Our democratic netas gave them Mao-comrades millions of rupees so they wouldn’t have to face any pressure-cooker bombs @ their front gates! And now, we are supposed to watch this circus where them clowns try to put on some kind of a ‘Mahabharata’ show or something!
Okay, nationalize them Royal properties. Good! And that money will go … where? I don’t know, 50% for Prachandu Baba and 50% for our other netas.. I guess! Can we get down to business or what? I can’t believe this. The Maobaddies think we will be all right if we just declare our Desh… a ‘Republic’ or something! So everything is going to change tomorrow? Can we just change ‘Nepal’ to United States of “Add your own ethnic thing’. Or we can go the ‘Prince’ way, a country formerly known as ‘Nepal’ and just get a symbol to go with it. How about a ‘question’ mark? Wouldn’t that be cool? When our ghoos-khori Hakim Sahebs attend them bideshi conferences, they will be introduced as, Mr. Ghooshy from the country of?
We have a new national anthem. Can we add some ‘rock’ music to it? Or how about some nepo-hip-hop? And we should also have them drums and dholak or whatever. I would just prefer ‘a moment of silence’ as our national anthem. No funny lyrics, no tune or nothing. Just a minute of ‘keep your mouth shut’ and close your eyes and give respect to our ancestors who never got a good deal from any of our leaders.
With due respect to our netas, I think there should be an age limit for our politicians. How about under 40? We can’t have these 80 year olds who have more lives than them cats. We can’t have these Maobaddies who love to talk about Mao but must have read only the first half of the Mao story. Maybe, they stopped reading right before that ‘cultural’ revolution natak. I don’t know what kind of vision our leaders have but so far, it doesn’t look good!
It’s the same old BS! No wonder, Junga Bahadur and his brothers had a jolly good time for 100+ years! And now, them Ranas are Royals… maybe in the next hundred years, even Prachandu Baba and his comrade brothers can be another Royals and hope they will have big palaces and their kids will marry them Indian Royals and it will be a big Royal family! That’s how it is…. When you have lots of dineros (sometimes, you work hard for it but most of them follow the #2 route!) and the next generation will be like ‘sophisticated’ and the next generation will be ‘blue-blood’…. So if you want your children to marry them Royals… start making money now and no, working 17 hours a day won’t do it… steal, kill, loot, boot .. whatever it takes and the next thing you know, you will be a khandani member of a Nepali society.
That’s right. 500 families living the good life while millions of our hardworking folks have barely enough to survive. And then we have this ‘People’s War’ and what do we get? Another 500 comrade families living the good life while the rest of us are now barely surviving! Good job, God bless and may we all burn in hell while our netas and their seeds go to heaven!
