YCL should stop going around throwing stones and abducting corrupt folks. Maybe, them corrupt thulo-bada-z didn’t pay the YCL blokes enough dough and that’s why our YCL goons are going around crazy, rounding up the ghoos-khoris. Nepal is the only country where the politicians have never been killed, shot at, lynched, castrated or add your list of S&M stuff you would want to do on these netas! Why is that? I don’t know.
School teachers, low-level police and army folks are killed, their families displaced but the big fishes always seem to survive…. After all it’s all about the money! Yes, ask P. Diddy, he knows a thing or two about dah Benjamins! Maybe, YCL should join the Football league. If they can’t win with their fancy foot work then they can throw stones at the opposition and maybe abduct the referee if things don’t go their way. Prachandu Uncle wants like 250,000 YCL members by God knows when…. Yes, our Nepali Hitler has grand plans for the country! Oops. I shouldn’t call him that… I don’t think Prachandu Uncle is vegetarian, or is he? Well, he likes to wear expensive watches and likes to sign with them bidhesi pens. What’s next? The Maoists are not going to change and our netas will always be the same. Is there any way out of this mess?
No, and as usual, everybody wants to do a Nepal or a KTM Bandh these days. Yes, this is what Demo-Crazy is all about? And we are all loving it , aren’t we? No , we are not. The Maoists are going on a shopping spree with them millions from the government. Instead of feeding them comrades, chicken chilly and Carlsberg, the Maobadi Inc. is busy buying office buildings and vehicles for God knows what. Is the Olympics coming to town?
Well, the Chinese are going crazy with their ‘Olympics’ preparation natak. Testing food for mice? Well, if they had done for the cats, then they wouldn’t have been in a s@#t load of trouble but now everybody is scared. I still love them Hot and Sour Soup! I hope the athletes don’t get sick during the Olympics. Maybe, our Maobadi leaders should visit China and see all the new things happening there. Maybe, instead of a Mao-like ‘cultural revolution’… our Maobadi leaders will bring real changes instead of the same ‘phokatey ko bhasan’ and ‘kick-boxing’ demonstrations. How about ‘Red Tourism’ where all the tourists will wear them ‘Rambo’ dresses and fire AK-47s and live on a two-packet Wai Wai noodles per day!
Nepal is getting @#$ed in the arse by our so-called leaders. Our students can’t go to school, our folks can’t buy fresh produce, our hardworking brothers and sisters are thinking of going away to make some dineros…. While our netas are enjoying the good life like them Oily Sheikhs! God Bless and Good night! What can we do ? Nothing, but maybe things will change …. Maybe we should start all them daang-doong from the top and not the bottom. Shoot some netas today… and make your nation proud! Oops. My bad… the hunting season’s been long over! And now it’s the battle of the band(h)s!
