Do we really need a King? Do we really need them stupid netas? Do we really need these angry young Rambos, the YCL goons and the Madeshi 'Shiva's ... Do we really need another daang doong before we realize that our leaders have screwed us over and over again and yet we continue to trust them and look forward for sunny days! Is there something wrong with our diet? Our saag-paat must have some kind of a medicine that makes us forget all these nataks our leaders have played on us and we continue to cheer and clap like young kids watching the same cartoon episode over and over again!
Okay, the cops in KTM have arrested 'Trishul' Baba! Okay, the poor bugger wanted to make some kind of a prediction and it didn't come true but who gives a rat's arse, eh? our leaders have been making predictions since the 1950s and look where we are today. Don't blame the monarchy. Everybody blames the monarchy and gets away with it. Our good ol' political leaders (the same Buda clowns!) had the opportunity to do without monarchy back in the 50s and they didn't. They had the same deal in the 90s and they folded their cards before they got to the front door! And now, we have come to this stage where we can do without any King(s) be it Big G, Master P or Uncle 'name your favorite drunk uncle!'
We don't need these funny communists who like to wear expensive #$@! and drive around in 100,000 US$ ko gaadi. We don't need them Prince and Princesses who act like school yard bullies. We don't need India to tell us what to do and we really don't need any more predictions from Prachandu Uncle! Maybe, Trishul Baba was right. Okay, no big earthquake last Friday but there will be a big earthquake soon and hope our leaders, and their happy goons will go down under and let us all live in peace. After all we don't need no government, we don't need no (chor) police and we really don't need no Rambos (be it the NA or the PLA!). Leave us alone, please.
And what's up with this news about a new shoo-side bomber squad in Nepal? I don't think Nepalis will go crazy like them Tamils or the Falafel guys in the Middle East. How many politicians have really sacrificed anything for this country? Okay, Deuba couldn't afford to pay the rent and Prachandu had to do with half a glass of bhaisi ko doodh during them under-ground days. So, please don't expect any shoo-side squad in Nepal.... Nepalese are too scared to kill themselves for a better cause. Look at them Maoists Rambos, weren't they busy stealing Kukhura and Kaakra from them poor villagers... and look where they are now, stealing millions of dollars from us. Yes, Nepal will change when there comes a guy or a gal or a bunch of guys and gals who can do a 'Range De Basanti' X 10 .... Yes, This is is our new mantra.... Kill 'em bastards! Don't kill the little ones. Don't kill innocent villagers and school teachers. Kill them big fishes. Kill them all! Please....
Yes, I have nothing better to write. I am depressed, frustrated and losing weight (well beating Naked Nepali at this! I have lost twenty pounds in a year and no I am not smoking crack or haven't done any 'clean your colon' karyakaram.!) I am only eating one meal a day. Why? This is my own 'Bhok-Hadtal' .... until some brave Nepali lads and Laddies will finally see the light and kill these clowns. I hate them clowns. Do you? When the clowns are all gone, then I will end my hunger strike or whatever they call it. If not then I guess I will have to go back to 'eat, drink and be merry' days!
And Yes, I would love to take credit for any desh-bhakta, running naked in KTM , firing a nice AK-47 @ some neta! Yes, no more BS... if the Maoists really want do their 'Music Festival' then please blow up KTM and get done with it. Don't screw the whole country with your YCL nataks. If the King doesn't want to go away then do the 'Last Stand or Dance or whatever', duke it out with these Maoists and get done with it. If our Netas don't want any elections and want to enjoy this long bumpy ride then please get on a TATA bus and get your arse to Vanarasi. Yes, the Beatles were right. Get back to where you came from!
The Maoists can go back to the Jungle and live there forever. Our netas can go back to India, instead of using our dough to go back and forth to Delhi. And yes our Rajas and Rani Sahebs can go back to Rajasthan. After all, they claim to be from there.... so leave Nepal to us Nepalis, Yes the hilly folks and the Madeshi folks. We are all in this together. They are not! Will somebody see the light or do we all need to go that Eye Hospital where our Daktar Saheb wins one Bideshi Award every fortnight?
Good luck and Good night!
