Can we please have them election and get done with it? Our netas are good at bending ... yet not like Beckham! Before it was our Girija (native american translation would be 'let him fall!') Babu and now it's our Uncle Prachandu (native american translation would be 'I got Rolex...what about u?').

KTM is good-damn-expensive. A saathi went back to KTM for 'tourist' vacation and came back with 7 grand debt... thanks to VISA! What the hell did you do with 7 grand in two month? Khaana-Pinaa and Naach-Gaana! Damn... it's better to live in NYC and eat $4 ko Halal lunch than go to Thamel or Rox or wherever.

But where will u have the most fun? Of course... KTM, where even the stray dogs and the street children will recognize you coz... your dollar smells funny! With due respect to our street kids and street dogs but maybe when one goes back to Nepal, do a Gandhi-style fashion turn-around which will really save lotsa dough. People will think you are crazy, wearing that daruwa-sulwal or may get stoned to death by them YCL Talibans , who may think you are one of them Royalists!

So, the King is leaving....errr. no! So who gets the job to turn off the lights @ the Royal Palace. Maybe, Prachandu Uncle will be President and get to do a Hugo-Chavez like Karyakaram from the Red (new name!) Palace. The only thing we have got ... them Palaces...so we will nationalize them and maybe turn it into a DisneyLand or something. Hope 100 million middle-class Indian tourists will visit them Palaces and get to be a Royalty for a day! That will come with free khaana, Pinnaa and Casino may jaa kar khelna!

So what's next? The Democratic or the Red Republic of Nepal will probably qualify for the next World Cup because unlike our previous national team, them YCL blokes will play like Ronaldo because of the high order of the council of wizards @ Mao, Inc. I don't know where this story is heading. Maybe I am smoking crack!

We have a new national anthem. I don't have a clue. What about our flag? Is it still the same or are we getting a Red Bandana for everyone else as well? The King is still not helicoptering out of Kathmandu. The Maoists are busy buying office buildings, new vehicles and what not! The Congressi Babus are hoping India will do something. And the rest of Nepal is praying that 'Let him Fall' won't die next weekend because if he does, then Deuba will be the Congressi Captain (think so!) and he won't know what to do, except do a slippery tongue dance!

Maybe, Prachandu will take over and it's 'Welcome' to the village for our city-baasis and loot-paat and enjoy some samosa chaat for our gau-baasis (only Maoist members are eligible for the loot-paat re-distribution of wealth program!)

BTW, Let us pray that G-Babu will live for another thirty years... coz our netas won't be able to figure out their next move until then!